I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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