Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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