remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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