i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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