how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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