Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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