did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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