make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Found the puke drawer
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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