Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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