Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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