Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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