quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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