SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
nutella sex= disaster
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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