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(613): View more from Ontario

oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt

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(954): View more from Florida

If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.

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(360): View more from Washington

Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?

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(513): View more from Ohio

You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"

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(315): View more from New York

One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table

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