Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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