It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I've blown a few things in my day
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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