pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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