dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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