your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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