after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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