Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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