if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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