found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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