Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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