He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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