if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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