How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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