And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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