Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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