There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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