question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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