And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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