I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize
