if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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