There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
His nipple licking is glorious
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