i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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