dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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