remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There's always time for handjobs
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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