ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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