I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
