You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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