Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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