yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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