Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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