Dual....:-)
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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