When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
