Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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