I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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