Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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