How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
